doctorinthebigbluebox:

Hey guys!!!
If anyone is in my area or even somewhat close, I’m selling my BRAND NEW hamer guitar, plus a new FENDER amp, case, and cables for only 350!! (The guitar by itself is 500)
Pretty please guys I really do need the cash, if you know anyone in need of one, tell them to contact me through my Craigslist ad——> http://greenville.craigslist.org/msg/3797103885.html

Hey guys!!!
If anyone is in my area or even somewhat close, I’m selling my BRAND NEW hamer guitar, plus a new FENDER amp, case, and cables for only 350!! (The guitar by itself is 500)
Pretty please guys I really do need the cash, if you know anyone in need of one, tell them to contact me through my Craigslist ad——> http://greenville.craigslist.org/msg/3797103885.html

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

olurius: WOW PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY SO IMPOSSIBLY DUMB AND I CAN’T
thedemonclown: For all the Halia Meguid fans who asked for this to be made rebloggable  :)
petekingstonwentz: terminalogy: lzbth: sparklyanimetears: I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this. i cant breathe this is terrible i still mentally cringe whenever the shoelace thing is mentioned

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me
nosdrinker: This is my pup named Lentil. She’s a 4 week old pitbull, and she’s the cutest little shit in the world. HELP………..