partism:

the feeling of love can be so amazing but scary at the same time

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

thatfunnyblog:

 


wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin
randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"they say
don’t fall in love
with writers
because their poems
are messy
and their letters
are empty words
dressed up to look pretty
but I say
fall in love with me
because underneath the mess
and in between the lines
is a heart too full of love
that would follow you
to any city"
-c.p (via itsonlyyforever)

goatcorporation:

fratboys? more like fartboys, boys made out of farts

fraternity? more like farternity, an eternity of farts

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.